Lmao at this weightloss joke!!!

A man decides it's time he lost some weight, and he sees an ad for an amazing weight loss program. The basic package guarantees you'll lose 10lbs in a week or your money back, so he calls up and orders it.

A couple of days later, there is a knock at the door. He opens it to be met by a gorgeous, athletic brunette in her early 20s. She is wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign round her neck with the words "If you catch me, I'm yours." She then runs off, and the man gives chase. It takes him a while but eventually he cathces her, and it's worth all the breathlessness and pulled muscles. This carries on every morning for the whole week, and he is over the moon when he weighs himself and finds he has indeed lost 10lbs!

He calls the company back and orders the next package up, guaranteeing a loss of 20lbs in a week. He receives a knock at the door, and he is met by a tall statuesque blonde. She is wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign round her neck with the words "If you catch me, I'm yours." She then runs off, and the man gives chase. She is very fast and he runs at full pace all day to catch her, but eventually he does and has the time of his life. His heart is pounding and he can barely breathe, but it's all worth it. This carries on every morning for the whole week, and he can't contain his joy when he weighs himself and finds he has indeed lost 20lbs as promised!

He calls the company again and orders their full-strength package, guaranteeing a loss of 50lbs in a week. The operator says "Are you sure? This is our full-strength package and shouldn't be taken lightly." He insists that she sign him up. After all, if the other 2 packages were so good, imagine what this one will be like!

A couple of days later, he receives a knock at his door. He runs to answer it, and there stands a 7-foot bodybuilder, with a hard-on the size of a baseball bat. He's wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign around his neck.

The sign reads "If I catch you, you're mine..."