Saturday, December 02, 2006

Nas Sons Mobb Deep, 50 Cent Calls Oprah an "Oreo," Game Has No Game, Jay-Z Gets Booed

In this week's Pulse Report, the streets are buzzing about Nas calling Mobb Deep a disgrace, 50 Cent describing Oprah Winfrey as an "Oreo," The Game hollering at Vida Guerra and Nas' baby mother getting chewed up on the radio.

1. Nas sons Mobb Deep. A lot of name calling this week. Havoc and Prodigy can talk ca ca about Nas all they want. The Queensbridge lyricist isn't fazed by any of it. During a recent interview on Baltimore, MD's Power 92.1 Jamz, God's Son responded to Mobb's claims that he signed to Def Jam in response to the Queens duo joining the G-Unit roster. "Mobb Deep signing to G-Unit is a disgrace to hip-hop," Nas told DJ Rosetta Devine during the interview. "I love them little brothers, but don't speak on Nas. It doesn't make sense. You learned from me. That's the bottom line."

Mr. Jones then stated his position, sharing that he's now past feuds and wishes for rap artists to unite. "What we do is a form of unity," Nas explained. "It's easy to sell records if I diss you. Who can sell records on love?" "It's easy to tattoo somebody's crew on your knuckles and act like you tough," the lyricist continued. "But be a man, let's see how far you get. And I believe in Mobb Deep. I believe that they will prosper even though they say negative stuff. They my little duns. Those are my little babies."

2. Fif calls Oprah an oreo cookie. Just when the "Oprah bites" bandwagon seemed over with, the billionaire is back in Fiddy's line of fire. The Queens, NY rapper gets politically incorrect in Elle Magazine's January issue, accusing Winfrey of being black on the outside, but white on the inside. "[Oprah] started out with black women's views but has been catering to middle-aged white Americans for so long that she's become one herself," Fif told the New York Post's Page Six. "I think the idea of being publicly noted that she's a billionaire makes [black women] interested in seeing her views. But it's even more exciting to the demographic of white American women she's been aiming at to see that she has the exact same views that they have." Damn, homie!

3. Vida's Game encounter. Last week, SOHH.com reported that Vida Guerra is considering responding to The Game's "Wouldn't Get Far," a song on which he accuses the former video chick, but more importantly recent Playboy centerfold of hoeing around. Anyhow, Vida recently spoke to SOHH and recounted meeting Game several times. Apparently, Chuck Taylor initially had dreams of beating a video chick. "I met him one time, we were walking down Melrose. The girl I was with, she was doing my road managing. She was checking out his car. He had a Charger. And she was like, 'man, that sh*t is nice,'" Miss Guerra-Johnson told SOHH. "And she's like, 'you should let me ride it sometimes. He's like, yeah. No problem, as long as you tell Vida to go on a date with me.'" Oh boy! According to wifey, JT (Game's government initials) was quite persistent. "During Christmas, Jamie Foxx had a Christmas party at his house. And he went to the party and I was talking to him and he was cool and we exchanged email addresses," Vida detailed. "He kept sending me emails like, "hey, you wanna hang out? And I was always like, 'I'm doing something. I'm doing something instead of straight up saying no.'"

Email addresses? How the hell you gon be a multiplatinum rap star and all you're getting is an email? The Game needs to change his name because he obviously has none.

4. Jay-Z gets booed. Before the comments get filled with "you're a hater" messages, let it be known. The Jay-Z album ain't that bad, according to yours truly. It ain't hot, but not bad either. However, it seems like most are truly disappointed with Jay's latest effort. During a recent Raekwon performance, one of Rae's accomplices asked the audience how they felt about the Jay-Z album. The crowd automatically countered with boos. "How many of ya'll feeling that Jigga album? Keep it real," Rae's comrade asked the audience. Rae then co-signed the crowd's opinion. "I don't like it. I ain't trying to make no scene. For real, for real. That's word to everything I love. I ain't know you was gon say that." [Watch]

5. Everybody hates Carmen. By the looks of things, Carmen Bryan, Nas' baby moms, is respected just about as much as Superhead. Details on her tell-all book, "It's No Secret" popped up earlier this week. While heads knew to expect juicy new details about her relationship with Nas and her affairs with Jay-Z and Allen Iverson, the book promises to take a few gratuitous shots at Kelis and Beyonce. In the book, Bryan alleges that Kelis doesn't wear deodorant, claims Nas turned down a date with Beyonce because her breath stank and says Hov scrubs his ass in the shower. What? Who cares? Bryan also claims God's son has beaten her up in the past and that she pepper sprayed him anytime he was caught cheating.

With details of her book widespread, Bryan made appearances on "The Wendy Williams Experience" and Ashy and Egypt In The Morning on New York's Power 105.1. Williams reportedly chewed her up and spit her out while Egypt lost her cool and even called her what many think she is, "a bi*ch."

6. Has Melyssa Ford found a match? Nope. Not according to the latest news or gossip columns. Check it! Last week's reports on Vida's response to Game also included a comeback from the self-proclaimed black Jessica Rabbit, Melyssa Ford. On Chuck Taylor's "Wouldn't Get Far" off Doctor's Advocate, the former video model was accused of sleeping her way to the Grammy Awards. Well, it doesn't seem likely. The latest half ass rumor says Ford has something going on with a nobody, some miscellaneous rapper nobody has heard of. Yeah right! No Grammys there. Inexplicably, after SOHH posted "60 Seconds with Melyssa Ford," word began spreading that Ms. Ford (no Honda Accord by the way) may have gotten a little extra flirty with this guy. [Watch SOHH's 60 Seconds w/ Melyssa Ford]. Ok, I know H. Dot, but nobody else does, especially not no Melyssa Ford. She probably don't know dude's name whether that be his government or moniker. The only thing dude has going on is some bitty trailer on SOHH. [Watch trailer here.] This ain't Paramount Pictures. But back to "60 Seconds. The first thing dude claims in the interview was, "Melyssa Ford is rubbing my back." Allegedly! The footage shows no such thing. Wamp wamp!

On a parting note, shouts to the SOHH Forum members. Yesterday, one particular member pointed out that there seems to be a bandwagon of artists dissing the members or forums. Good point. During a recent Baltimore radio appearance, Nas shouted out the forums, at which point some host said that "The Spot" won't leave the God's Son/Hov feud alone. Here you go, members. The stage is yours now.

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